Wordless Wednesday – Seagull Stalker
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We experienced a stalker last week.
I blame my husband and his sudden craving for Taco Johns. Normally I wouldn’t say I despise Taco Johns but if I never went in there again in my life that is fine by me. But I went anyway, for the love of my husband.
We were in a hurry so we just ate in our van. And that is when we became victims of the stalker.
The SEAGULL stalker. Fierce, isn’t he?
Hanging out on our hood, stalking our food us. Staring at us with his beady eyes. Waiting for the right moment to attack.
Honking the horn did not work. When we finally got enough courage to start our vehicle, the suspect finally fled. Thank goodness because I don’t know how much more we could take.
The fear, oh the fear. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit. Actually I figure he just added to the experience. I made the mistake of ordering a grilled chicken burrito. I thought I was going to get chicken with lettuce, tomato, cheese and sour cream in a grilled tortilla. Um, no.
What I got was grilled tortilla with chicken, nacho cheese sauce (with some parts still cold) and some shredded cheese. What? Holey guacamole Batman! I love cheese, don’t get me wrong, but this was overload and didn’t even remotely taste good. I didn’t even eat half of it. They should have named it grilled chicken and nacho cheese burrito so it was obvious. Big mistake and I paid for it the rest of the day.
That is what I get for making poor food choices. A stalker seagull and a gut ache.
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Wow, I’ve seen squirrels, a twitpic of a raccoon on a boys lap, and now a seagull. What a night! LOL I would’ve had serious “The Birds” issues!
Crazy Stalkers!!
That’s funny! Those guys are mean but I usually don’t see them away from the ocean…
That meal sounds disgusting, and I can’t believe he just stared at through the glass. Creepy bird!
OH MY GOSH! He is beautiful but those seagulls are not afraid of anything! We were just down to the Jersey Shore and hubby got an ice cream cone on the boardwalk and a seagull came out of no where and dive bombed him and took the ice cream cone right out of his hands! goodness!!!
I agree, these ”little wonders” are always staling parts of mine and my babies food. At first it was funny, couse they never stole from my husband only from me, but when they started to attack mu baby girls food, it turned out not so funny anymore…
It just shows you who that kind of food is good for…
the birds.
Thanks for the linky, too!
Looks like he is a fan of cheese too! 😉 I hate “eater’s remorse” – such a horrible feeling 🙁 Sorry it didn’t sit well with you.
Too funny – seagulls are just like pigeons. When we were at the beach last week the seagulls were stalking people eating their lunches. It didn’t help that people were tossing Cheetos into the air and they were catching them in their beaks.
This would have freaked me out! I have a totally irrational (not in my mind) fear of birds. I want have went completely nuts. Koodos to you for being patient and being able to take the photos.
They are pretty bold creatures. It’s been years since I ate at Taco Johns.
Maybe the seagull was trying to warn you how bad that taco really was… 😉
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So not a fan of fast food mexican. Yuck. I will humor my husband occasionally and go to Taco Bell, but I can’t handle it. You are a good wife to go to Taco John’s with your hubby. That seagull was soooo ready to attack. It’s a good thing you got away. 😉
awww he’s cute! poor little seagull! i’ve never seen one i dont think! I love where you live!